Thursday, October 13, 2011

Breaking news: Colin Powell and Michael Steele under house arrest (Smile)

Sources say former Secretary of State Colin Powell and former Republican Committee Chair Michael Steele were placed under house arrest shortly after noon today.

For fears of being a flight risk, their passports have been confiscated, airlines have been alerted and armed guards have been assigned surrounding their properties.

Sources say un-authorized sources have told them both Powell and Steele have been placed under house arrest due to the fact times are critical and desperate and they are only “suggesting” for Powell and Steele to run for the office of President of the United States of America.

Further, other un-identified sources have confirmed Powell and Steele will remain guest of the state until they have signed declarations to campaign for and actively seek the nomination for the Presidency. The signed declarations are to be in the hands of the ruling hierarchy of the Republican Party no later than noon tomorrow and there is a messenger with CIA, FBI and local police clearance available for the fastest possible delivery with police and helicopter escort.

“One of them could definitely beat Obama” said one source. “We have a winner here with Powell and/or Steele” echoed a pale voice from behind a partially opened office door. “It‘s that Cain thing!” shouted a loud voice from somewhere else behind the partially opened office door.

We are told lawyers for Powell and Steele are occupied having a hissy fit and could not be contacted for comments. Also noted draperies have been drawn on their K Street office windows.

As always,
BB

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Herman Cain and other crabs in the barrel

- Boy, it sure is gettin’ crowded in here.

- Hey, I remember you! You wanted to start a chain of grocery stores. I remember you climbing up the sides of this barrel determined you were going to do your thing. You were like “The little Black engine that could”. What happened?

- Yeah, I gave it my best. All those sleepless nights, the money I spent and all the hassles of getting permits and stuff and it just didn’t catch on. My wife’s a beautician. She wanted to start opening beauty schools. People talk, you know what I mean? Sometimes too much. By the way, why are you still here? You’re so young.

- When I was in high school, I always got good grades. Always on the honor roll and then they started telling me I was acting white. You know, stuff like that and it got to me. I just couldn’t take it. I wanted to be a violinist.

-Here comes Chester runnin' as fast as he can, all out of breath and everything. He wanted to start his own law firm. What's up, Chester?

- Hey ya’ll, look at that guy climbing up the walls trying to get out! He's tryin' to make a run for it! Look at him go, ya’ll! Who is he?

- Oh, that’s Herman Cain. He's trying to get out the best way he can. He wants to be President of the United States. Let’s get’em!

Fighting for the dignity of my Ancestors,
God bless Bill Gates, WPFW, C-SPAN and the spirits of the unborn for the help,
BB

“Brother Cornel West told CNN that Herman Cain is smoking the metaphorical crack pipe. Boyce Watkins used Herman Cain as an object lesson in black on black racism. Professor Eddie Glaude, polite as ever, said that Herman Cain practices "political chicanery." Elder god Reverend Lowery called Herman Cain a butt-licking coprophagist...but he said it using nicer words. And Harry Belafonte just eviscerates Herman Cain and his Tea Party GOP handlers.”
(For personal reasons I choose not to source this quote)

“He’s being used,” Lowery said. “I think he has sense enough to know it. But he’s enjoying it. He’s a good excuse [for Republicans]: ‘We’re not racists, we got Herman Cain.’”
Read more at:
http://www.ajc.com/news/rest-out-of-the-1197069.html

Cornel West: Herman Cain ‘needs to get off the symbolic crack pipe’
Read more at:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/10/10/cornel-west-herman-cain-needs-to-get-off-the-symbolic-crack-pipe/

Harry Belafonte To Joy Behar: Herman Cain Is A ‘Totally False’ ‘Bad Apple’ In The Black Community
Read more at:
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/harry-belafonte-to-joy-behar-herman-cain-is-a-totally-false-bad-apple-in-the-black-community/

Herman Cain and the ‘race card’
Dr. Eddie Glaude, a professor of African-American studies at Princeton. “I think it’s just political chicanery.”
Read more at:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/post/herman-cain-and-the-race-card/2011/10/10/gIQAVJsRaL_blog.html

Crabs In A Barrel
Submitted by Gregory Brown
Read more at:
http://www.tangledwire.com/Prose/CrabsInABarrel.htm

And
http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&source=hp&q=crabs+in+a+barrel+mentality&pbx=1&oq=crabs+in+a+barrel&aq=1&aqi=g4&aql=1&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=0l0l1l15516l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=9fb4160009134867&biw=553&bih=278

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Two mud wrestlers Vs. He who walks on water

During the ‘08 Presidential Primaries, I am mindful of a whole collection of brilliant cartoons depicting Senator Obama walking on water. They were hilarious as only our most brilliant cartoonist could capture and I would not be surprised if many of them are not already collectors’ items.
Looking at the cartoons made me laugh so hard that many times I remembered not laughing so hard since the original shows of Saturday Night Live.

I am not a sports fan so watching mud wrestlers Rick Perry and Mitt Romney do their thing is personally of no interest to me. However, the time will come to past in 2012 when one of the mud wrestlers will have to confront “Him” who walks on water. I am torn between the words ‘Blasphemy’ and ‘Godforsaken’.

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I am finding facts very curious that certain people get away with easy to prosecute law-breaking behavior:

1. Wall Street Banksters

2. Tareq and Michaele Salachi- Crashing White House state dinner

3. James O’Keefe - Wire tapping, no jail time

4. Patrick Howley - Public disturbance, trespassing, closing down a public building, inciting to riot

5. James von Brunn -Identified as lone assassin for murder at Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C. No accomplishes

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Kudos to members of Occupy Wall Street for rejecting any and all efforts to avoid the land mines of identifying with either political party. The votes on the upcoming Jobs’ Bill will validate their decision. Already, there are very creative minds hard at work with efforts to discredit their movement by any means necessary.

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There are killers on our police forces; people who just like and want to kill. Civil Rights Worker Bob Law told us years ago on WOL am radio that killer policeman do not care whom they kill but one thing they know for sure is they can almost always get away with killing Blacks. He said they will kill anyone, Black or white, if they could get away with it. He said they imbed themselves in places like our police forces.

In my opinion and contrary to what Rachel Maddow reported last night what *Glenn Beck said, these killer policeman are waiting for the word to do whatever they want to do to members of Occupy Wall Street as soon as influential politicians give them the word. They are murderers in full view and events like Occupy Wall Street raises their killer-instincts levels. Sad but true. The movement must never forget they are messin’ wif the voracious mind-set of Wall Street who consider many of us their disposable minions.

As always,
BB

*Glenn Beck said members of Occupy Wall Street will kill people for their cause. I don't know why Rachel would report such garbage.