Republican restaurants and scrambled eggs (Amusement)

As for myself, visiting Republican talk shows is like going to a verbal restaurant.

Unlike a traditional restaurant, Republican talk show restaurants only serve verbal scrambled eggs. The scrambled eggs maybe mixed with ham, sausages, lox or even Hawaiian fruits but scrambled eggs non-the-less. They are a trip!

Upon visiting the restaurant, my task, after paying the entrance fee of my time, is to enjoy using my wits and knowledge un-scrambling the verbal egg de jour; to return the egg to its un-altered, un-fucked up state.

In my opinion, it is entertainment but you have to know how to play the game. I am mindful of the female contestant on a game show who solved the word puzzle after seeing only one letter of the word due to the fact, she said, she had played the game so many years watching it on television.

Meanwhile, back at the restaurant.

So it is you have to pay extra time for extra dishes if you want to be particularly orderly and discriminating. That is, if you are itching to become a very satisfied customer and strut your stuff.

For example, you may want a separate dish or bowl in which to put the salt and pepper, and a separate dish or bowl for the meat and so on. You have to pay for each additional dish or bowl. The prices are the same. However, you must be ever mindful the objective is to return the egg to its original un-discriminated and recognizable form and not get side-tracked.

Sometimes it is a daunting task. It always depends on the depth and breath of your knowledge on certain subjects. If I know little to nothing on the subject of the scrambled egg de jour, I get frustrated. There are times it is impossible to put the egg together again and I have to send compliments to the chef. This sometimes happens if the chef slips a heavy load of bulls’ shit in the egg. It can make you sick if you fool with it too long. This is a good reason to know your herbs and spices.

However and vise versa, if I am knowledgeable on the subject and complete the task with bulls’ shit and all, I self-grade myself, stick out my chest, leave the restaurant and go whistling down the street with a smile on my face heading towards home looking forward to a good nights’ sleep; ‘…I pray the Lord my soul to take.’

As always,
BB

OK, Rebels. It’s time to kill your brothers!

By arming the anti-Gadaffi rebels, this is what I am hearing:

OK, you creeps. It’s show time! No more half-stepping. You say you want to get rid of Gadaffi? Now here’s your chance! Let’s see your miserable asses do something. I want to see blood and I don’t mean a little bit of it. You can’t be running away from a fight like little girls.

Now’s your real and only chance to man-up to your demands asking us for help. We’re giving it to you now. I know how well you viral young Black boys can fight! I’ve seen you fight each other myself for years and I want to see blood, you hear, and I don’t give a damn if it’s blood of your mother or your brother or your first cousin or whoever. Blood is blood. War is war! Wake up! This is what you said YOU wanted. Remember? You wanted democracy. Now’s your chance to get it. I give it to you on a silver platter.

Show me some gratitude! Show me some god-damn appreciation! Whatever else you do with your weapons after you get them is your business. I could care less. Got it? Also, I may be able to get somebody to show you how to use them. We’re working on it as I speak.

- Reprise: (Rebels sing weakened song of gratitude to Hillary) “For she’s a jolly good fellow….” (Some break down and start to leave) Curtain.

Fighting for the dignity of my Ancestors,
God bless Bill Gates, WPFW, C-SPAN and the spirits of the unborn for the help,
BB

Negro spiritual: “You’ll understand it better by and by.”

They are calling Col. Muammar Gadaffi un-stable. Pres. Reagan was considered un-stable during his final days in office. They are calling more than a few Republican candidates running for the Presidency in 2012 un-stable. So be it.

Long story short: The world gets nervous having an un-stable leader running a country.

Col. Gadaffi has said that he will kill his own citizens. For whatever reason, he said it. I heard his translator say he said it. That was not cool.

First of all, I did not know Col. Gadaffi was not elected into office and I can now appreciate Pres. Obama not wanting to take the chance he would kill his own citizens.

I am mindful of a lawyer writing a post telling us readers not to say anything to the police after an arrest until we get a lawyer. It seems he has a large fish mounted on a wall in his office that he points to saying: “I would not have caught that fish had he kept his mouth closed.”

As always,
BB
Google ‘Gadaffi threatens’
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&pwst=1&sa=X&ei=3JGRTav8K4Tp0gGwsPHMBw&sqi=2&ved=0CB8QvwUoAQ&q=gaddafi+threatens&spell=1&bav