Breaking news: Colin Powell and Michael Steele under house arrest (Smile)
Sources say former Secretary of State Colin Powell and former Republican Committee Chair Michael Steele were placed under house arrest shortly after noon today.
For fears of being a flight risk, their passports have been confiscated, airlines have been alerted and armed guards have been assigned surrounding their properties.
Sources say un-authorized sources have told them both Powell and Steele have been placed under house arrest due to the fact times are critical and desperate and they are only “suggesting” for Powell and Steele to run for the office of President of the United States of America.
Further, other un-identified sources have confirmed Powell and Steele will remain guest of the state until they have signed declarations to campaign for and actively seek the nomination for the Presidency. The signed declarations are to be in the hands of the ruling hierarchy of the Republican Party no later than noon tomorrow and there is a messenger with CIA, FBI and local police clearance available for the fastest possible delivery with police and helicopter escort.
“One of them could definitely beat Obama” said one source. “We have a winner here with Powell and/or Steele” echoed a pale voice from behind a partially opened office door. “It‘s that Cain thing!” shouted a loud voice from somewhere else behind the partially opened office door.
We are told lawyers for Powell and Steele are occupied having a hissy fit and could not be contacted for comments. Also noted draperies have been drawn on their K Street office windows.
As always,
BB
For fears of being a flight risk, their passports have been confiscated, airlines have been alerted and armed guards have been assigned surrounding their properties.
Sources say un-authorized sources have told them both Powell and Steele have been placed under house arrest due to the fact times are critical and desperate and they are only “suggesting” for Powell and Steele to run for the office of President of the United States of America.
Further, other un-identified sources have confirmed Powell and Steele will remain guest of the state until they have signed declarations to campaign for and actively seek the nomination for the Presidency. The signed declarations are to be in the hands of the ruling hierarchy of the Republican Party no later than noon tomorrow and there is a messenger with CIA, FBI and local police clearance available for the fastest possible delivery with police and helicopter escort.
“One of them could definitely beat Obama” said one source. “We have a winner here with Powell and/or Steele” echoed a pale voice from behind a partially opened office door. “It‘s that Cain thing!” shouted a loud voice from somewhere else behind the partially opened office door.
We are told lawyers for Powell and Steele are occupied having a hissy fit and could not be contacted for comments. Also noted draperies have been drawn on their K Street office windows.
As always,
BB
posted by BB at 12:13 PM
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