Obama gets to sit on the pot a little longer

Thanks to a new laxative called “Confidence men,” a creation from the laboratories of Ron Suskind, the President has overcome some of the various obstructions in his bowels.

We were worried! Not a little worried but heap-big worried! We prayed the President wasn’t permanently afflicted with what is commonly known as ‘locked bowels’. There are many attributes to locked bowels and for sure, the President is not immune. There is no vaccine and we understand you can die from it. What a relief for the President and for us we found the laxative “Confidence men”. The President even looks better now that obstructions in his bowels have begun to be eliminated.

This is truly the Presidents’ second victory in life since the day he was born. Welcome to another phase of life, Mr. President!

“…the pot is at your pleasure, Mr. President, you're doing fine, sir, just fine and now, just as a precaution, we want to give you a little booster dosage of a laxative called ‘Occupy Wall Street’”.

As always,
BB

Obama to get tough with Cantor, House Republicans in Texas speech
Posted by Emily Holden
Read more at:
http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/2011/10/obama-to-get-tough-with-cantor-house-republicans-in-texas-speech/

And
Obama gets tough with the GOP on his jobs bill
By McClatchy-Tribune News Service
Excerpt:
If the GOP rejects his jobs package in its entirety, Obama vowed to compel Republicans to vote on pieces of the bill, intended to force lawmakers to take a stand on proposals that appeal to voters, such as lower payroll taxes and money to spur hiring and rebuild public infrastructure.

And
"House-passed jobs bills are piling up in the Senate by the day," said Brendan Buck, a spokesman for House Speaker John Boehner, the Ohio Republican. "If the president is concerned about inaction, he should set his sights on the Democrat-run Senate."
Read more at:
http://www.cleveland.com/nation/index.ssf/2011/10/obama_gets_tough_with_the_gop.html