Sending my Social Security check to the Cayman Islands

I get goose-bumps thinking how rich I will be once Gov. Mitt Romney releases ten years of his tax returns. After a few of our financial gurus analyze the contents of his tax returns and lay out to us how Mitt is doing it, there’s no stopping Joe Six Pack, me and Pooky and his wife from getting rich. I hope we can choose from different plans like A and B. Hot dog!

 I have already decided I will start sending portions of my Social Security check first to the Cayman Islands. It’s closer and I won’t have to pay 35% income tax on it any more. 

 And as the money starts pouring in, I’ll send some to Jamaica and then to the Swiss banks. MLK told me I’d be free one day and now I’ll be free and rich.  God bless Gov. Mitt Romney. God bless America. Hallelujah!

As always,
BB

Mitt Romney’s stance on tax returns says a lot
By Ann McFeatters
Excerpt:
But having released his 2010 return and an estimate of his 2011 return, Romney insists he won't release any more. His people say Democrats would make such hay of what the returns would reveal that it wouldn't be worth ending the controversy over why he won't release them. Now, that's interesting.

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Really rich people such as Romney resent being questioned about their money and how they spend it. They think it is gauche to talk about money, so they don't. But the responsibilities of running to be president as a businessman qualified to fiddle with the national economy are not the same as a gentleman sipping gin and tonic while sitting comfortably in a yacht club pondering the dinner menu.
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