Frédéric Chopin played very, very badly

You check your program once again and it clearly reads the pianist is playing Chopin. You continue squirming in your seat and scratching your head. The situation is, passage after musical passage, becoming embarrassing.

To put it another way, “Man, step right up. Do I have a bridge for you!”

Long story short, someone is trying to pull one over on you.

Ahmadinejad Slapped By Revolutionary Guard Chief Of Staff: WikiLeaks Cable
Cara Parks
Excerpt:
According to source, Ahmedinejad's statements infuriated Revolutionary Guard Chief of Staff Mohammed Ali Jafari, who exclaimed "You are wrong! (In fact) it is YOU who created this mess! And now you say give more freedom to the press?!" Source said that Jafarli then slapped Ahmedinejad in the face, causing an uproar and an immediate call for a break in the meeting, which was never resumed.
Read more at:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/03/ahmadinejad-slapped-wikileaks_n_803685.html

As always,
BB