My Hiney Shiney sends note to Col. Gadaffi

My esteem Excellency,
Ye should hearken and have elections sooneth. Ye should announceth it with haste of yon hare and with great sinceritism. Do thus, I pray! Thou foes approach weakened gates at this hour. They will smite thee. I say this as I leaveth,

Your faithful servant and protector of his own Hiney Shiney,
BB