November 2nd, “Theme and Variations”
There are those saying Democrats should vote on November 2nd to at least save the House.
- If Democrats end up saving the House with big margins, Ben Bernanke, Tim Geithner and Henry Paulson will stay.
- If Democrats end up barely saving the House, Bernanke, Geithner and Paulson will mope for a few days, darting around the White House, avoiding the President whenever possible.
- If Democrats end up losing the House however small the margin, Bernanke, Geithner and Paulson will say:
(Drum roll and music, “Hail to the Chief”)
As always,
BB
(Coda) There is a saying amongst teachers, “If you do not have a lesson plan for your students, your students will have a lesson plan for you”.
- If Democrats end up saving the House with big margins, Ben Bernanke, Tim Geithner and Henry Paulson will stay.
High fives all over the place! ‘They like us and want us to stay!’
- If Democrats end up barely saving the House, Bernanke, Geithner and Paulson will mope for a few days, darting around the White House, avoiding the President whenever possible.
- If Democrats end up losing the House however small the margin, Bernanke, Geithner and Paulson will say:
‘Those @$#%% Professional Left should have voted!’ as a smiling President accepts their resignations.
(Drum roll and music, “Hail to the Chief”)
As always,
BB
(Coda) There is a saying amongst teachers, “If you do not have a lesson plan for your students, your students will have a lesson plan for you”.
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