“Hello, Bill? This is Blanche.”

-Yes Blanche, what’s up?

- I need you!

-Yes, I know. Halter, right?

- Yes. Halter.

-Do you know…

-Yes!! (clears throat) Yes, I know. I’ll pay you.

- Well, I think something can be arranged.

- Good! I’ll call your agent first thing in the morning.

- You know, this is funny. Just a few minutes ago someone called and thought I was Rahm and wanted to speak to the President.

-Yeah? Uh, imagine that. Somebody must be confused.

- ...or desperate. And yesterday, someone called and thought I was Biden.

- I’ll call your agent in the morning. Good night, Bill, and I hope you don’t get anymore of those crazy calls.

- Somehow or another, I don’t think I will. Gut feeling. Good night, Blanche. See you soon.

As always,
BB