Republicans and Wind elope

(Gasp!) Who would have thought? “An unlikely alliance!” said the first little pig. “This can not be!” said the second little pig. “It can not last!” And the sobbing third little pig so lovingly picks up the “For Sale” sign he made, ambles across the dirt road and nails it to the front door of the Wolf’s house. They all cry.

“Who will play with us now” said the first little pig. “I knew Republicans was up to no-good” said the third little pig, “Moving into our neighborhood and all, (Sniff) and now Republicans and Wind have eloped! Eloped, I tell you and now we have no one to play with! No one!! (Boo-hoo)”

The second little pig excitedly jumps up and down, “Look what I just found under my door. It looks like an invitation!”
“Open it! Open it!” the others chant. “It says, ‘Dear Three Little Pigs, you are cordially invited to the wedding of Republicans and Wind on November 2nd, 2010 at the Church of Henny Penny.’” “Oh, No! Gone forever,” said one. “Come back, Wind. (Boo-hoo)” And Joined by the remaining two, all together they cry, “Come back, Wind! Wind, come back! (Boo-hoo, boo-hoo, boo-hoo, hoo, hoo!)”.
As always,
BB

(Note new comments. America is speaking.)
DC Journalists Love GOP Obstructionists, But Americans Don't
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jane-hamsher/dc-journalists-love-gop-o_b_167277.html