Tuesday, December 06, 2011

As dresses go up, neckties vanish

It’s painful seeing female TV anchors tugging, pulling and trying to control what used to be called a dress.

There was a time when men seeing the most minimal of “fair skin” were driven out of their minds. Ecstasy of poetic proportions was seeing a woman’s ankles as she was descending steps from a horse drawn carriage; restrained delirium occurred seeing her at the beach in a long-legged one piece bathing suit drifting to full strength knock-out intoxication seeing her in a V-neck blouse.

Of course I am talking about long ago, and to be fair, it was a very long time ago. However, long story short, when I see short ‘dresses’ on female anchors, I somehow manage to place them in black fish net stockings thereby complimenting their attire to my taste. (It must be Freudian on my part.)

By contrast, the male TV anchor first began loosening his necktie and now in many cases, his necktie is completely removed and he has begun un-buttoning his shirt downward revealing bare chest and, thank God, he’s not also lowering the zipper on his trousers…. but then….Naw!

As always,
BB

P.S. I am mindful Roger Ailes of Fox News sent a memo to female anchors regarding their attire. Would this be an attempt to impose portions of Sharia law?

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