Michael Steele “Peace Prize” to Rush Limbaugh (Update)
If we are going to be ridiculous, childish and stuck on stupid, let’s be ridiculous, childish and stuck on stupid. Were I Michael Steele…..
I am young, attractive and I’m in a good position to start an award for Republicans. Chances are I will live long enough to see the full fruition of my creation. After all Alfred Nobel was sixty three when he died and with modern medicine my chances of living longer are secure. I’m fifty one now. How time flies! And if that fuckin’ HealthCare Reform bill passes, I may even live to be 110! Damm!
No way Barack deserved that Nobel Peace Award. He hasn't done anything like Rush has. Rush has worked hard and he has not gotten anything close to the accolades of a Nobel Peace Award. Not even a Presidential Medal for anything eventhough he has worked his tail off for our party. I don’t know if the media has an award, but if they do, he hasn’t even gotten one of them. And didn’t those Democrats make Bill Clinton an “Honorary" Negro or something?
Barack does not have to buy a baseball team or judge a beauty contest to supplement his salary. It’s just not fair! I sure would have a thing or two to tell him if I went on to become a Priest. I would hit him with every parable I know and maybe even make up some but the almighty Lord had another destiny for me.
I think I will start with something modest like maybe five hundred dollars. It’s not the dollar amount because people usually give the money to charity anyway. It’s the prestige of winning the award and what an award it will be: The Michael Steele Peace Award. I think I can give it some prestige and maybe Boehner and Wilson and maybe even “W” himself will join me in being part of the selection committee.
I can see me now with my tuxedo and top hat announcing to the world the committee has selected “..none other than the illustrious Rush Limbaugh for its first annual Michael Steele Peace Prize award”. I’ll say, “Drum roll, please!” and “Give me the envelope, please!’ Maybe I’ll even have it timed for his anniversary on the radio and before I open the envelope, I tell the band to start playing, “Happy Birthday”. I think I can do it! I know I can do it! Let me call Glenn and run it past him…(Sings) “That's what friends are for....”.
Fighting for the dignity of my Ancestors,
God bless Bill Gates, WPFW, C-SPAN and the spirits of the unborn for the help,
BB
(Update)
"Obama is not changing the world - he already changed the world. What we are witnessing are Obama tremors. Reactions around the world to his being."
And
Miller was responding to the negative responses to awarding of the prize to Obama. This said it for me plainly. Miller's poetic statement reminds us that Obama represented a huge change in the world. We often forget that.
Read more at:
http://www.examiner.com/x-6375-DC-Public-Interest-Examiner~y2009m10d12-Obama-Hope-and-Poetry-in-the-Nobel-Prize
Michael Steele
"The real question Americans are asking is, 'What has President Obama actually accomplished?' It is unfortunate that the president's star power has outshined tireless advocates who have made real achievements working towards peace and human rights. One thing is certain - President Obama won't be receiving any awards from Americans for job creation, fiscal responsibility, or backing up rhetoric with concrete action."
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/10/rnc-response-sets-the-tone-what-has-obama-accomplished.php
I am young, attractive and I’m in a good position to start an award for Republicans. Chances are I will live long enough to see the full fruition of my creation. After all Alfred Nobel was sixty three when he died and with modern medicine my chances of living longer are secure. I’m fifty one now. How time flies! And if that fuckin’ HealthCare Reform bill passes, I may even live to be 110! Damm!
No way Barack deserved that Nobel Peace Award. He hasn't done anything like Rush has. Rush has worked hard and he has not gotten anything close to the accolades of a Nobel Peace Award. Not even a Presidential Medal for anything eventhough he has worked his tail off for our party. I don’t know if the media has an award, but if they do, he hasn’t even gotten one of them. And didn’t those Democrats make Bill Clinton an “Honorary" Negro or something?
Barack does not have to buy a baseball team or judge a beauty contest to supplement his salary. It’s just not fair! I sure would have a thing or two to tell him if I went on to become a Priest. I would hit him with every parable I know and maybe even make up some but the almighty Lord had another destiny for me.
I think I will start with something modest like maybe five hundred dollars. It’s not the dollar amount because people usually give the money to charity anyway. It’s the prestige of winning the award and what an award it will be: The Michael Steele Peace Award. I think I can give it some prestige and maybe Boehner and Wilson and maybe even “W” himself will join me in being part of the selection committee.
I can see me now with my tuxedo and top hat announcing to the world the committee has selected “..none other than the illustrious Rush Limbaugh for its first annual Michael Steele Peace Prize award”. I’ll say, “Drum roll, please!” and “Give me the envelope, please!’ Maybe I’ll even have it timed for his anniversary on the radio and before I open the envelope, I tell the band to start playing, “Happy Birthday”. I think I can do it! I know I can do it! Let me call Glenn and run it past him…(Sings) “That's what friends are for....”.
Fighting for the dignity of my Ancestors,
God bless Bill Gates, WPFW, C-SPAN and the spirits of the unborn for the help,
BB
(Update)
"Obama is not changing the world - he already changed the world. What we are witnessing are Obama tremors. Reactions around the world to his being."
And
Miller was responding to the negative responses to awarding of the prize to Obama. This said it for me plainly. Miller's poetic statement reminds us that Obama represented a huge change in the world. We often forget that.
Read more at:
http://www.examiner.com/x-6375-DC-Public-Interest-Examiner~y2009m10d12-Obama-Hope-and-Poetry-in-the-Nobel-Prize
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