Oslo: We respect you President Obama

We wanted to play our part in honoring you as a brilliant African-America. We do not feel what we have done is so unusual since most of your prominent Blacks had to leave the shores of America for their above average contributions to be recognized. We decided to honor you on your own shores instead of you having to follow in the footsteps of Josephine Baker, Louie Armstrong, Marian Anderson, Roland Hayes, Paul Robeson and James Baldwin.

If, in the future, you decided on a duel-citizenship, with the honor we have bestowed upon you, we do not envision any difficulties. Just as the political commentator Roland Martin said earlier today on your television, your critics hate you for getting out of bed this morning.