Rush, the baby-sitter, recommended by…..
more therapist than any other baby-sitter for members of congress.
Definition: also n.
A person engaged to care for one or more children in the temporary absence of parents or guardians. A person who cares for or watches over someone or something that needs attention or guidance.
http://www.answers.com/topic/babysitter
-Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo! Ms. Cantor? Oh, Miss-us Cantor?
-Yes, Ms. Gingrey. What is it?
-Ms. Cantor, Hate to bother you and all right after church and hearing such a wonderful sermon, but I need a baby-sitter for my little Phil and I was told you have been telling people you have a good one.
-Why, yes I do, Ms. Gingrey and he’s good with the little ones.
-I need someone to take care of my little one while we go to work. My husband and I both work, you know, and, well, our little one is, well, let me put it this way. Our therapist thinks that Phil could use a baby-sitter who is someone special. Do you know what I’m trying to say, Ms. Cantor?
-Of course, Ms. Gingrey. Eric is also a special needs child. Not an original thought in his head! I always have to tell him what to do, how to do it and when to do it!
-Miss-us Cantor! That’s your child you’re talking about. How could you…
-That why I know him so well, Ms. Gingrey. Now our baby-sitter, Rush Limbaugh is his name, knows just how to handle children like that. He’s good with special needs children. Eric’s therapist recommended him to us. Now listen to this, Ms. Gingrey. For part of his baby-sitting day, Rush, we call him Rush because that dear man is like a part of our family, well he pretends he has a radio program and that only nice people are listening to him. Eric loves it when he does that. He likes to think he is one of those nice people. And then Rush pretends those nice people are calling into his show and he even lets the children pretend they are calling in with questions.
-How nice!
-He answers his play phone with, “Hello, nice people, do you love Rush?”
-Wow!
-And that’s not the best part of his baby-sitting skills. After lunch, he lets the children pretend they are in a big, big crowded meeting place hearing him give a speech. Why he even helps them learn how to read when he does this. He puts up signs saying, “Clap” and they clap, “Laugh” and they laugh, and one day when I was visiting he put up a sign that said, “Groan”. And you should hear the children when he puts up the "Obama"sign”. Oh, my God I tell you Ms. Gingrey, you really should heard them then. He’s amazing I tell you, truly amazing! Real good with the kids and a good disciplinarian when he has to be. My husband and I don’t know what we’ll do without him.
-You’ve sold me, Ms. Cantor. Can I get his phone number from you?
-Of course you can but I must tell you another reason my husband and I like Rush so much. It’s kind of a bonus to his job. Most all of the children have Republican parents. Imagine that! Are you and your husband Republicans, Ms. Gingrey?
-You bet’cha we are. I feel so blessed today. Oh, look! Is that Ms. Steele coming over? Good afternoon, Ms. Steele.
-Good afternoon, Ms. Gingrey, Ms. Cantor. I’ll get right to the point. Do you have a good baby-sitter you would recommend?
-Why of course, Ms. Steele, we grown-ups need someone to take care of the little ones while we are at work , don’t we?
-Can’t leave the little ones alone.
-Can you imagine what the world would be like without baby-sitters?
-Not just "any" baby-sitter. Republican ones like Rush. They’re so good with the little ones.
-Especially the little ones with special needs and that would indeed be Mr. Rush Limbaugh.
-Amen to that!
- (A little dance each pretending to be Rush with the children.) Wow! (Curtain)
Looking forward to Rush becoming a distant memory as broadband sweeps across the country.
As always,
BB
Related reading:
Deja Vu, All Over Again
by jesmith2
Tue Mar 03, 2009 at 06:34:28 PM PST
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/3/3/21231/00138/439/704344
Excerpt:
The GOP has systematically reduced itself to the gimmicks of hostility solely for the sake of opposition. Only a party in total disarray would kowtow to a reactionary such as Limbaugh. They have no plan, no vision, nor a humane identity.
It’s déjà vu all over again. Once more, Rush Limbaugh is hand delivering something to the Democratic Party. Only this time it’s not an election; it’s the future.
Definition: also n.
A person engaged to care for one or more children in the temporary absence of parents or guardians. A person who cares for or watches over someone or something that needs attention or guidance.
http://www.answers.com/topic/babysitter
-Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo! Ms. Cantor? Oh, Miss-us Cantor?
-Yes, Ms. Gingrey. What is it?
-Ms. Cantor, Hate to bother you and all right after church and hearing such a wonderful sermon, but I need a baby-sitter for my little Phil and I was told you have been telling people you have a good one.
-Why, yes I do, Ms. Gingrey and he’s good with the little ones.
-I need someone to take care of my little one while we go to work. My husband and I both work, you know, and, well, our little one is, well, let me put it this way. Our therapist thinks that Phil could use a baby-sitter who is someone special. Do you know what I’m trying to say, Ms. Cantor?
-Of course, Ms. Gingrey. Eric is also a special needs child. Not an original thought in his head! I always have to tell him what to do, how to do it and when to do it!
-Miss-us Cantor! That’s your child you’re talking about. How could you…
-That why I know him so well, Ms. Gingrey. Now our baby-sitter, Rush Limbaugh is his name, knows just how to handle children like that. He’s good with special needs children. Eric’s therapist recommended him to us. Now listen to this, Ms. Gingrey. For part of his baby-sitting day, Rush, we call him Rush because that dear man is like a part of our family, well he pretends he has a radio program and that only nice people are listening to him. Eric loves it when he does that. He likes to think he is one of those nice people. And then Rush pretends those nice people are calling into his show and he even lets the children pretend they are calling in with questions.
-How nice!
-He answers his play phone with, “Hello, nice people, do you love Rush?”
-Wow!
-And that’s not the best part of his baby-sitting skills. After lunch, he lets the children pretend they are in a big, big crowded meeting place hearing him give a speech. Why he even helps them learn how to read when he does this. He puts up signs saying, “Clap” and they clap, “Laugh” and they laugh, and one day when I was visiting he put up a sign that said, “Groan”. And you should hear the children when he puts up the "Obama"sign”. Oh, my God I tell you Ms. Gingrey, you really should heard them then. He’s amazing I tell you, truly amazing! Real good with the kids and a good disciplinarian when he has to be. My husband and I don’t know what we’ll do without him.
-You’ve sold me, Ms. Cantor. Can I get his phone number from you?
-Of course you can but I must tell you another reason my husband and I like Rush so much. It’s kind of a bonus to his job. Most all of the children have Republican parents. Imagine that! Are you and your husband Republicans, Ms. Gingrey?
-You bet’cha we are. I feel so blessed today. Oh, look! Is that Ms. Steele coming over? Good afternoon, Ms. Steele.
-Good afternoon, Ms. Gingrey, Ms. Cantor. I’ll get right to the point. Do you have a good baby-sitter you would recommend?
-Why of course, Ms. Steele, we grown-ups need someone to take care of the little ones while we are at work , don’t we?
-Can’t leave the little ones alone.
-Can you imagine what the world would be like without baby-sitters?
-Not just "any" baby-sitter. Republican ones like Rush. They’re so good with the little ones.
-Especially the little ones with special needs and that would indeed be Mr. Rush Limbaugh.
-Amen to that!
- (A little dance each pretending to be Rush with the children.) Wow! (Curtain)
Looking forward to Rush becoming a distant memory as broadband sweeps across the country.
As always,
BB
Related reading:
Deja Vu, All Over Again
by jesmith2
Tue Mar 03, 2009 at 06:34:28 PM PST
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/3/3/21231/00138/439/704344
Excerpt:
The GOP has systematically reduced itself to the gimmicks of hostility solely for the sake of opposition. Only a party in total disarray would kowtow to a reactionary such as Limbaugh. They have no plan, no vision, nor a humane identity.
It’s déjà vu all over again. Once more, Rush Limbaugh is hand delivering something to the Democratic Party. Only this time it’s not an election; it’s the future.
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