HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY! (Update)

I am calling a few friends and relatives this morning.

-Hello?
-Good morning, dear heart, this is BB and I just want to wish you a “Happy Inauguration Day”. Can’t talk long. Want to make a few more calls. Bye.
As always,
BB
(Update)
Where is that lone trumpeter going down to the mall to take out his trumpet and begin playing, “My country, 'tis of thee” and “God Bless America” from the bottom of his heart?