Bush calls Petraeus

-David? You heard about Ossessa?
-Ossetia? Yes Sir, I have.
-Well, what are we gonna do about it?
-“We” Sir?
-Hell! You know what I mean. I want you to assessorize things on the ground there.
-But Sir, I’m tired down here in Iraq…trying to get those troops off to Georgia that Saakashvili requested, trying to find replacements and all.
-Who do you think is going to advise me, David? Tell me! Condi? McCain?? Well, on second thought, maybe McCain could tell me something I could use.
-I understand, Sir. I’ll get right on it and let you know
-Atta boy. I knew I could count on you. Now you hurry up, ya hear? I have to make a statement to the press shortly and I want them to know I am on top the issue. I am the Decider, you know.
-Yes Sir. You are The Decider. (Cough)
-What’s that?
-Oh, nothing Sir, I was just thinking you could ask Barack?
-(Click)
As always,
BB