Les Commercials la bazaario

When commercials for medications come on my TV, I usually put the mute on so I do not hear the second half of the commercial. If you thought you had medical concerns before taking the advertised medication, take a look at the warnings of possible side effects hurled at you in short, well manicured segments during the commercial:

Medication could produce threats of suicide, hallucinations, heart palpitations, nausea, nipple pains or anal itch. Medicication may make your mouth look like a virgina or add inches to your tongue. Do not take medication if you are prone to puberty rash. Medication may give you a black eye, make your eyes droop or lost of vision in one or more eye. Do not take if you are pregnant or wish you were. Prolonged uses of medication could produce unsolicited wet dreams, turn you into a 900 pound gorilla, Mother Theresa, Paris Hilton or Barack Obama. Consult your doctor.

As always,
BB