A Fable: I am a TeaBagger
If he gets a job, who’s gonna take care of me? I depend on him taking me to the store and to the bank when I get my Social Security Check and pick up my medicine from the Drug Store when I need it. Sometimes he pops up for no reason at all and then I know he needs a few dollars so I make up something for him to do. When he pops up, he’s got that look on his face. I can tell the minute I see him he wants a few dollars. Even when he calls on the telephone, I can see that look on his face. I don’t have to really make up something for him to do ‘cause there’s always something to do around a house but if he gets a job, no tellin’ when he would come around and when I see him.
Now here comes Obama, that Nigerian or whatever he is, wanting to give him a job and all. Telling him he won’t be laid off again from his job at the plant because now the owner won’t have to pay for his health care’n all. He’s gotten along alright for five years without it. And now he’s talking about getting another job or trying to get his old job back.
I worked so hard to get that baby of his on Medicaid. He don’t have to worry about her. And that hussy he calls his wife always goes to the emergency room down at the hospital and gets a little government check for something. I never did understand what she get it for. She even talking about getting a job. Lord, have mercy! Then they‘ll want me to baby sit for them.
That fool Obama is going to mess up everything for me and that’s why I am a proud TeaBagger. Call me what you will, but I know what’s best for me and my family and he should just stay out of trying to run everybody’s life. Fool!
-Ma?
-Yes, Jr. I’m in here.
- You going to that Teabag thing downtown today, I see. What sign are you going to carry today?
-Here it is. Just finished it. Take a look.
- “Obama is a Socialist!” You really believe that, Ma?
-Of course I do. Look on the back.
- “Bury Obamacare with Kennedy!” Ma!!
-Come on now. I’m running a little late. Here, take this gas money and let’s go.
-Where Dad?
- He left already. He went with your Uncle Harry and Cathy.
As always,
BB
P.S. The overseas labs producing the H1N1 Vaccine have stopped production until the U.S. pays them for what they have already produced. The U.S. is behind in its payments. (Smile)
Now here comes Obama, that Nigerian or whatever he is, wanting to give him a job and all. Telling him he won’t be laid off again from his job at the plant because now the owner won’t have to pay for his health care’n all. He’s gotten along alright for five years without it. And now he’s talking about getting another job or trying to get his old job back.
I worked so hard to get that baby of his on Medicaid. He don’t have to worry about her. And that hussy he calls his wife always goes to the emergency room down at the hospital and gets a little government check for something. I never did understand what she get it for. She even talking about getting a job. Lord, have mercy! Then they‘ll want me to baby sit for them.
That fool Obama is going to mess up everything for me and that’s why I am a proud TeaBagger. Call me what you will, but I know what’s best for me and my family and he should just stay out of trying to run everybody’s life. Fool!
-Ma?
-Yes, Jr. I’m in here.
- You going to that Teabag thing downtown today, I see. What sign are you going to carry today?
-Here it is. Just finished it. Take a look.
- “Obama is a Socialist!” You really believe that, Ma?
-Of course I do. Look on the back.
- “Bury Obamacare with Kennedy!” Ma!!
-Come on now. I’m running a little late. Here, take this gas money and let’s go.
-Where Dad?
- He left already. He went with your Uncle Harry and Cathy.
As always,
BB
P.S. The overseas labs producing the H1N1 Vaccine have stopped production until the U.S. pays them for what they have already produced. The U.S. is behind in its payments. (Smile)
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