Sunday, August 30, 2009

So easy to be mean, nasty and contrary

Thinking aloud…..
It must be nice to be mean, nasty and contrary. Just reading comments on some diaries and posts makes me feel inclined to envy people who are mean, nasty and contrary. They appear to be so sincere and have so much fun chasing diaries and posts enunciating their brand of American freedoms upon the various sites.

If I wanted to be like them, the first thing pops into my mind is not having to think about what I am talking about. To be honest, I would not have to even think or even care what they are talking about. That in itself would be a big relief for me! I get so damn tired of having social graces, that, you know, that “Do unto others” shit! Tired of it! Nobody “Do unto me!” or nothing even close to it. I say to hell with them! I don’t need the aggravation!

Not thinking would be my biggest asset. I would not have to think about having empathy with the person making a statement in a dairy or a post I intend to target. I do not have to think about respecting him or not, and heavens forbid me considering his social or political background. It would be so good to have absolutely nothing to give me pause. Hallelujah! All I want to do is, you know, be mean, nasty and contrary.

I would have a stable of nasty, mean and contrary things to say. Anybody can do it and, to my utter delight and through constant usage, I would find like others have found that indeed one size fits all in being nasty, mean and contrary. And neither will I waste my time with any time consuming discrimination crap.

And hey, I figure being that way would save me a whole bunch of energy listening to people. Listening takes energy and I do not have time for that neither. It’s always BS! I would become a master in selective listening. Another plus for me, praise the Lord, and for sure, I would not have to read, you know, read anything regarding the subject. I mean, why should I spend energy reading something when all I want to do is be mean, nasty and contrary? A total waste of my time!

With those appetizing thoughts, I would hereby declare myself thus and closely akin to those who like to be mean, nasty and contrary: You will not find a truer American than myself who, with all my heart, believe in the freedom to speak my mind. God bless America! I am somebody here in America, you know, and it feels sooo goddamn good!!
As always,

BB
P.S. I am mindful of a song by the late Ertha Kitt, “I want to be evil!”

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