Pres. Obama tries to befriend China

-Hillary?
-Yes Joe?
-We got to be meeting with that Chinese delegation this week.
-yeah, I know. Did you hear that “Kum bye ya” speech Barack made this morning?
- That’s why I’m calling. What are you planning to talk to them about?
-I’m going to talk about their human rights abuses and that some of their women are still running 'round with *bound feet and how they are going to have to learn how to behave themselves.
-That’s great. I Love it! I’m going to talk about their shrinking economy and how they are going to have to bow down to us sooner than later.
-Shrinking economy? Bowing down to us? China?? Are you crazy?
-No! Not at all. I’m white!
-You do Rush proud.
- I know, I know, and so will the Military Industrial Complex and Rupert Murdock and a whole bunch of other people.
-Krauthhammer?
-Him too. Gotta go now. Bye.
-Bye.
As always,
BB
*Bound feet
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding