Sunday, May 24, 2009

Dick Cheney is America

Mr. Cheney, in my opinion, embodies all that is America. He was born and raised as an American boy and now presents himself as such, “Made in America!”

You name the noun and that is Dick Cheney. You name the place, and there he is. You articulate the philosophy of America and your dreams and visions, Dick Cheney is your consultant. He da man!

However, in any situation when you put yourself out there as has Mr. Cheney, your Waterloo is not far behind. I believe Mr. Cheney is bearing his American soul to us. We have to see the picture as he and his ardent conduits, his daughter Liz and the media, see it. We should neither pity nor scorn the endeavors of Mr. Cheney. He has to get whatever it is out of his system and only then will appropriate adjustments be meaningful to him. Mr. Cheney will meet his Waterloo in the form of an objective individual or individuals who can help him more articulate what he really wants to say but lacks the skills, the nerves or both. The skills of others will help him.

In my own fantasy world, I envision Mr. Cheney’s Waterloo entering into his fantasy world with complete submersion but enough objectivity to be able to point out to him the “Exit” signs. I am mindful of that approach in a short story I read long ago written by Ray Bradbury called “The jet propelled Couch“.

I do not know why but in my opinion, Mr. Cheney and John McCain share and admire the same mental landscapes in relation to America. They both are powerful men and I think, however, following the primaries Mr. McCain is beginning to see the beacon lights of humanism and it is my fervent belief Mr. Cheney is not far behind. Let him continue rehearsing “Stars and strips forever” and “America, the beautiful” on his drum set in his basement.

Dick Cheney will be just fine! I say, “Lay on, Cheney. You go, boy! We can take it! After you finish rehearsing and presenting your impressive drum recital to the public, you will take your newly adjusted, non-controversial and rightful place in American history, like it or not!” I understand his daughter Liz will join him on the Kazoo in playing “This land is your land” in a military camouflage gown especially designed for her “… by a leading N.Y. fashion designer”. I look forward to the recital. At this point, he knows most of the tickets already purchased are from members of the Democratic Congress and he smiles. He practices harder as his smiles broaden. "I'll get you yet, my little pretty, and your dog too!"
As always,
BB
Take Action! Keep MSM focus on Cheney & Co!
by catchaz
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/5/23/734795/-Take-Action!-Keep-MSM-focus-on-CheneyCo!

Excerpt:
I know it is difficult for us to watch the news media treat these morons as if they spoke for anyone, as if they were respectable human beings. Which is why the rec list here is often full of diaries condemning the MSM for this practice. But we should pray they don't stop. We need to suck it up and take it, because as our parents told us, IT'S GOOD FOR US.

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