Fox leading Sheep

-I’m de Fox!
- Yes, Boss, you de Fox.
-And when I say “Jump” you say…
-We say, “How high?” Boss.
-That’s right, ‘cause I’m de Fox. See that fence over there?
-Yes, Boss.
- Now I want you all to go jump over that fence.
-But Boss, dat fence right at the edge of the cliff! When we jump over dat fence, we gonna be jumping off the edge of the cliff. We could hurt ourselves!
-Are you talkin’ back to me??
-No sir, Boss. Com’on ya’ll. Let’s do what he say.
- (Voice 1) I ain’t jumpin’ over no fence and getting my fleece all dirty and stuff!
-It’s either jumpin’ over dat fence or having a hunting accident. He duh Fox, man, you know? He can do anything in dis world and everybody listen to him and do what he say do. He can take all our money and make us have a pandemic and everything. He can even make us hate our President!
-I know I ain’t jumpin’ over no fence for him…
- (Bang!) Told ya’! ~ Com’on, ya’ll. Show’s over. Line up! Let’s go! (Song: Here we go a jumpin' duh fence, jumpin' duh fence, jumpin' duh fence. He we go a jumpin' duh fence, one, two, three.)
As always,
BB

Fox Won't Air Obama Press Conference
by BarbinMD
Mon Apr 27, 2009 at 06:20:04 PM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/4/27/725108/-Fox-Wont-Air-Obama-Press-Conference