The President both walking and chewing gum (Update)

Republicans To Attack Obama For Walking And Chewing Gum
Excerpt:
* “Okay, this is interesting. The chief spokesperson for GOP Senate Leader Mitch McConnell just said in an interview that leading Republicans are going to ratchet up their criticism of the Obama administration for releasing too many big plans on the economy — with too little sense of how they mesh with or impact each other.”

From what I understand, the President could both walk and chew gum when tapped on the shoulder to become editor of the Harvard Law Review after his first year and president of the Harvard Law Review at the end of his second year. He probably was chewing gum while walking on stage as Magda Cum Laude of his graduating class in 1991. It appears walking and chewing gum at the same time was our President’s training wheels.

Take note, non-gum chewers of the world! While stocks are rock bottom cheap, put an investment in what appears to be the hidden powers of chewing gum. If a person can walk, you have a potential winning combination selling them chewing gum. Perhaps an investor should seriously consider a chewing gum Kios on some of our college and university campuses. The full time students would be the targeted market. Walking and chewing gum with a 12 to 15 hour college load and ace’n all their courses is worth looking into. Worth a try. What can you lose? I can hear the rhetoric now; “Leave your non-gum chewing and knuckle crawling opponents in the dust!” or “Let your critics continue falling asleep in their one or two classes they take each semester”. “Let’em slep. Don’t woke’em! while you discover the power of chewing gum and walking!”

Perhaps a group should consider sending certain members of congress chewing gum or giving free sample at the entrance when they are coming to work. Maybe a good project for the Pink Ladies. Hell, here in America we could have a chewing gum bonanza!. Long live chewing gum and walking!
As always,
BB

P.S. I’ve just finished watching the President’s news conference and now the pundits are evaluating the speech. I am not too much interested in what they have to say due to the fact they are increasingly showing me they do not or can not chew gum and walk at the same time. So mono-thematic, so to speak. Sad.
*by BarbinMD
Tue Mar 24, 2009 at 10:37:57 AM PDT
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/3/24/712474/-Republicans-To-Attack-Obama-For-Walking-And-Chewing-Gum

(Update: A spot on comment to BabinMD diary)asdf (0+ / 0-)

given that repubs cannot walk and chew at the same time, I tire of their excessive whinning about how they can't keep up. I hope people see this for what it is, their inability to deal with many deep issues at the same time. I think this is a great strategy by the Obama administration throw everything at them at the same time. Escpecially since we the people are facing multi issues everyday and are finally getting many things addressed at once. I don't think the democrats have a very good handle on this either, maybe its an age thing. Younger folks used to operating in many different mediums at different levels, in real time.by tenar on Tue Mar 24, 2009 at

And

So apparently . . . (2+ / 0-)
5 months ago he was too inexperienced to be President but now he is doing too much?
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