Karl Rove, world’s greediest ghoul (Update)
Of course it’s dark! Eerie too. It would be dark and eerie when the clock is just three strokes from mid-night and you see him stumbling through the grave yard. It’s foggy, moist and chilly but that does not stop him. The moon is full and he moves on through the dense fog tightly gripping and re-positioning bony fingers on his shovel that is going to be his knife, fork and spoon. His endless salivating goes un-noticed. “I’ve been to the mountaintop” he muses, “And I, Karl Rove, do solemnly swear to protect America from all enemies both foreign and domestic”.
Karl Rove came to this pale due to the fact he had a “Bernadette of Louvre” like apparition and/or Hamlet’s father speaking to him from the grave experience wherein he learned Eric Holder has been tagged Attorney General of the United States of America by Pres. Elect Obama ".....with all rights and privileges of the office”.
Karl Rove smiles:
“Time for a good old fashioned feast!
Black meat, too.
Fee, fie, fo, foo,
When nature calls, what to do?”
When Karl Rove sneaked into the grave yard, he had already firmly committed himself to gastronomic satisfactions starting first with the Elian Gonzales saga; next digging up and satisfying himself on the sagacorps of Monica Lewinsky, saving just enough appetite for the grave of the equally long buried Marc Rich debacle. Karl Rove is a very hungry and greedy man and it is quite possibly hereditary or ethnic. Ghoulism or having ghoulish taste is not acquired. At least I hope not.
The smells of his grave openings, starting with the grave of little Elian Gongales, attracted others who gathered wanting to partake of the feast. He was not un-prepared: Tucked in his rear pocket for all to see was a sign reading, “Filibuster” (Republican Kryptonite) which he had to use periodically through the early morning hours to stay Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and a handful of other hungry Democrats who assembled resting on tombstones, leaning up against trees, milling around eager to help. Pounce comes to mind. Karl knew others were coming due to the fact he could hear the squeaking gates to the cemetery opening and closing. No other sounds. Just those of the squeaking gates. Foggy.
Karl Rove finishes his dastardly deeds. He looks up. The fog is lifting. He smiles. The sun is only minutes away. The confirmation hearings for Eric Holder are on the horizon. He looks up again, smiles, “And I, Karl Rove, do solemnly swear….”. He emits a long burp as he lay down his shovel, wipes his mouth and begin heading himself towards the entrance to the grave yard, pissing along the way.
Fighting for the dignity of my Ancestors,
God bless Bill Gates, WPFW, C-Spans and the spirits of the unborn for the help,
BB
P.S. Here I am trying to defend Mr. Holder and I am no longer a registered Democrat. Ouch!
(Update)
Opening paragraphs:
The Republican Party is terrified by the idea of Eric Holder as Attorney General. Of all of the appointments to Obama’s Cabinet, this is the one that fills the Right with horror and dread. They have been working overtime to block this appointment. Since Holder was nominated, they have been defining him in the press and framing the issues in ways that they think they could use to take him out.
It started with his ties to the Clinton White House and that Marc Rich pardon and now they are working to bring up everything from Elian Gonzalez to Whitewater and Monica Lewinsky and any other nonsense they can throw into the air in the hopes of killing this appointment
Why the GOP Fears Eric Holder
by dengre
Tue Dec 16, 2008 at 10:25:43 PM PST
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/12/17/12044/511/350/673939
Karl Rove came to this pale due to the fact he had a “Bernadette of Louvre” like apparition and/or Hamlet’s father speaking to him from the grave experience wherein he learned Eric Holder has been tagged Attorney General of the United States of America by Pres. Elect Obama ".....with all rights and privileges of the office”.
Karl Rove smiles:
“Time for a good old fashioned feast!
Black meat, too.
Fee, fie, fo, foo,
When nature calls, what to do?”
When Karl Rove sneaked into the grave yard, he had already firmly committed himself to gastronomic satisfactions starting first with the Elian Gonzales saga; next digging up and satisfying himself on the sagacorps of Monica Lewinsky, saving just enough appetite for the grave of the equally long buried Marc Rich debacle. Karl Rove is a very hungry and greedy man and it is quite possibly hereditary or ethnic. Ghoulism or having ghoulish taste is not acquired. At least I hope not.
The smells of his grave openings, starting with the grave of little Elian Gongales, attracted others who gathered wanting to partake of the feast. He was not un-prepared: Tucked in his rear pocket for all to see was a sign reading, “Filibuster” (Republican Kryptonite) which he had to use periodically through the early morning hours to stay Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and a handful of other hungry Democrats who assembled resting on tombstones, leaning up against trees, milling around eager to help. Pounce comes to mind. Karl knew others were coming due to the fact he could hear the squeaking gates to the cemetery opening and closing. No other sounds. Just those of the squeaking gates. Foggy.
Karl Rove finishes his dastardly deeds. He looks up. The fog is lifting. He smiles. The sun is only minutes away. The confirmation hearings for Eric Holder are on the horizon. He looks up again, smiles, “And I, Karl Rove, do solemnly swear….”. He emits a long burp as he lay down his shovel, wipes his mouth and begin heading himself towards the entrance to the grave yard, pissing along the way.
Fighting for the dignity of my Ancestors,
God bless Bill Gates, WPFW, C-Spans and the spirits of the unborn for the help,
BB
P.S. Here I am trying to defend Mr. Holder and I am no longer a registered Democrat. Ouch!
(Update)
Opening paragraphs:
The Republican Party is terrified by the idea of Eric Holder as Attorney General. Of all of the appointments to Obama’s Cabinet, this is the one that fills the Right with horror and dread. They have been working overtime to block this appointment. Since Holder was nominated, they have been defining him in the press and framing the issues in ways that they think they could use to take him out.
It started with his ties to the Clinton White House and that Marc Rich pardon and now they are working to bring up everything from Elian Gonzalez to Whitewater and Monica Lewinsky and any other nonsense they can throw into the air in the hopes of killing this appointment
Why the GOP Fears Eric Holder
by dengre
Tue Dec 16, 2008 at 10:25:43 PM PST
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/12/17/12044/511/350/673939
posted by BB at 8:42 AM
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