Maureen Dowd, the Latinenglishologist!

Pronounced: La-ti-nen-glesh-olo-gist. Now, how do you say "Priceless?"

Excerpt:
*Cum Quirites Americani ad rallias Republicanas audiunt nomen Baraci Husseini Obamae, clamant “Mortem!” “Amator terroris!” “Socialiste!” “Bomba Obamam!” “Obama est Arabus!” “Caput excidi!” tempus sit rabble-rouseribus desistere “Smear Talk Express,” ut Stephanus Colbertus dixit. Obama demonatus est tamquam Musulmanus-Manchurianus candidatus — civis “collo-cerviciliaris” ad ralliam Floridianam Palinae exhabet mascum Obamae ut Luciferis.

As always, BB
*Are We In Rome? Tu Betchus!
By Maureen Dowd
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/12/opinion/12dowd.html?_r=1&oref=slogin