Lady McCain

Cindy's Offended!
by chainsaw mary
Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 12:54:14 AM PDT
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/31/35414/2432/137/579563
Opening sentences: (Love this dairy!)
"According to CNN, Cindy McCain is offended. OFFENDED, I say! And what, you may ask, is disturbing Mrs. McCain's delicate sensibilities? Us, of course. We're such a bunch of meanie poo-poo heads!"

-Now you are going to have to speak up, Ms. McCain, right into the mike. We want the American public to really get to know you. Know you for the nice gentle soul that you am. Now tell me, Ms. McCain. How did you feel when your cleaning lady did not show up last month?
-I was offended.
-Speak up just a little bit more, Ms. McCain. Now how did you feel?
-I was offended.
-I don’t think that registered on the meter. Could you speak just a little louder, Ms. McCain we want all of America to hear you. Now how did you feel when your cleaning lady did not show up last month?
-I was offended.
-I’ve got to move on now. Ms. McCain? Yo, Ms. McCain?? Hello? Ms. McCain? Oh, there you are. Did you fire her?
-Fire her?
-Yes. Did you fire your cleaning lady who did not show up last month.
-I was offended.
-Yes. I’m sure you were. I see you are still upset.
-I was offended.
-Ms. McCain, your driver’s here. He’s going to take you back home now. Have a nice day and say “Hello” to John for me.
-Oh, I was offended.
As always,
BB